Lady: “Yes darling I’ll be down at the country club this Sunday for champagne and caviar. Did you hear about Rebecca? Quite terribly dreadful darling she slipped into one of the bunkers on the 12th hole of the golf course. Absolutely drunk as a skunk darling, she made a complete disgrace of herself. Seems like she’s still drinking herself stupid since her husband Mark left her for another man. Anyway, see you next Sunday darling, stay fabulous!” #BeatTheGrind

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